dagoat.shop
Number 10 Goat.
Built from cubes. Prints flat. Wears heavy.
Six ways in
Find your goat
24 tees
The GOAT
The joke the whole shop is named after
24 tees
My Whole Personality
Stubborn, offline, off the map, and fine with it
48 tees
My Herd
For the ones being climbed on right now
48 tees
On The Clock
Nine hours, one lanyard, no notes
48 tees
Off The Clock
Darts, hills, boards, riffs and respawns
36 tees
Gifts
For someone who would find this funny
Start here
In the wild
Where they end up
Eight of the twelve, out on an ordinary afternoon. No stadium, no kit, no badge. Just the goat on the chest, going about its business.
What this is
A shop that ran out of goat jokes and kept going
It started with one goat in a number ten shirt. Then somebody asked what that goat would be like in an office, at four in the morning with two kids on it, halfway up a fell, or refusing to move on a Tuesday. That question has now been asked six hundred times.
Every character on every tee was drawn for this shop and nowhere else. There is no stock art here, no clipart goat, no design bought from a marketplace. The whole catalogue is one family, built out of blocks, with a thick black line round it.
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Drawn, not sourced
One goat came first. Every other character in the shop was drawn from it, so the whole range looks like one place instead of forty.
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Printed in England
Heavyweight cotton, printed to order near where it ships. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be wrong.
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The words are typeset
Every letter on every tee is set in a real typeface, not generated. A wrong letter is not a style, it is a ruined shirt.
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One joke per shirt
If it only gets a polite nod, it does not go in. The shop is judged on the worst thing you see while scrolling.
New in
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Made when you order
No warehouse, no overstock. Each tee is printed one at a time, after you have bought it.
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Ships from the UK
Printed and dispatched in Swindon. Allow a few working days to print, then two to four for UK delivery.
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If it doesn't fit
Send it back. No questions beyond the size you actually wanted.