Call somebody the greatest often enough and sooner or later a real goat turns up to collect.
The Envelope Was Empty
That Is My Signature
It Holds A Pint
Blinked. Every Time.
Ate The Bouquet
Accepted On Behalf
Checking It Is Real
No Further Questions
Tastes Like Winning
Nobody Placed Second
Dressed For It
Held It Up Anyway
Still In The Queue
The Scales Disagree
Got The Bad Trolley
All The Paperwork
Had Them A Minute Ago
No Smiling Allowed
Section Four Of Nine
Took A Ticket
The Umbrella Gave Up
Plastic Chair, Again
Window Three Is Closed
Feet Do Not Touch
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A Clock, Apparently
A Note To Self
A Point Of Zoology
A Round Number