Scarf Up

Scarf above the head, held taut, exactly as instructed.

Knows every word of every song. Sings none of them. Has been coming here for years and will keep coming, and would rather you didn't ask why.

Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee. 100% ring-spun cotton, unisex fit, five colours from S to 2XL. Printed to order in the UK, then 2 to 4 working days to reach you. Thirty days to send it back.